Shake-Weight Parody- Audio NSFW

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After seeing the shake weight commercial for the bajillioneth time, I had to see what the geniuses on the net had done with it- there were quite a few Youtube choices, but this was my absolute favorite. 

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No Glenn Beck Pouty Sex Face Coming Afterall

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Glenn Beck-Pouty Sex FaceGlenn Beck-Pouty Sex FaceThe Huffington Post posted a rather generous offer this morning- 100 grand for a sex-tape of Glenn Beck with the hopes of getting the illustrious (NOT) and highly-conceited Mr. Beck out of the spotlight once and for all and later removed it. No Glenn Beck pouty sex face to look forward to, afterall.


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Bikini-Clad Strippers Protest Church

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Church-goers might want to be a little careful about where they protest; they might just get some surprise protestors of their own. This is probably my favorite story of the whole entire week- a few small-town strippers donned string bikinis, propped themselves up on lawn chairs and protested at a church near their place of business just in time for Sunday’s morning service.


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Today in Sex Tape News

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Chippy D and Her Dad Big "L"Chippy D and Her Dad Big "L"As I’ve said, I wouldn’t necessarily encourage any stars to make a sex tape for release to the masses- unless they really, really, really want to show off their sexual skills, there’s no point in doing so. Since I don’t have a direct line to many stars (even Justin Bieber refuses to take my calls), none of the Hollywood elite listen to me about the whole sex tape thang. Today’s news definitely proves the case:


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Is it Possible to Get Pregnant without a Vagina?

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Strange and Bizarre BirthStrange and Bizarre BirthIn 1988, a 15-year-old girl gave birth to a child by Caesarian, but this was no ordinary pregnancy. At the time she gave birth by Caesarian, the girl had NO vagina, which is known as  Mullerian agenesis or Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome. The doctors on the scene tried to determine how she became pregnant and later concluded that the girl's pregnancy was caused by an utterly bizarre set of circumstances.

9 months prior to giving birth, the girl was stabbed in the chest by a former lover immediately after she had performed oral sex on a new boyfriend. Although she was taken to the hospital and received treatment for the wound, the doctors believe that the sperm stayed inside her and somehow "gained access to her reproductive organs which allowed her to then get pregnant".

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Sex Phone Operators

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Phone Sex Operator- Lady's ManPhone Sex Operator- Lady's ManWhile I’ve never actually called a sex phone operator (really, I haven’t), I’ve always been curious about who is actually on the other side of the phone- are the women (and men) “working” the phone lines really as incredibly sexy as the callers imagine? The progressive magazine “Mother Jones”  recently had a photo essay with behind the scenes photos of the actual sex phone operators, with brief quotes about their experiences in the business.

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Today in Vampire Sex News

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Vampire SexVampire SexToday, like many other days, is a HUGE day in the world of Vampire Sex. First comes the ultimate news flash from Kristen Stewart: married Vampires are now not only allowed to have sex, Bella and her Vampire love Edward actually have sex after their wedding. I must extend my heart-felt congratulations to the dynamic half-Vampire duo for finally doing the deed, even though they had to wait so long to do it. Watch out for their “steamy” sex scenes in “Eclipse”.


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Korea's Penis Parks-Pics Slightly NSFW

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Koreans are focused on phalluses- anything penis-shaped represents fertility and good luck. While this also causes some problems within the culture (an expectation and hope that the first-born will be a boy is the biggest concern), the Koreans’ fascination with phalluses has resulted in some amazing Penis Parks of the likes that you won’t see here.

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How Would You Feel if Your Old School Was Turned into a Strip Club?

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The School HouseThe School HouseI knew that schools and school districts were having a difficult time budgeting, but I never really understood the real estate possibilities of an empty school until now- Pioneer Elementary School in Cumberland County was sold and then made into a strip club in 2002. Unsurprisingly, a majority of the town’s residents and alums are unimpressed with the transition.


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Awkward Moment From the Bush Presidency

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Condi Expresses her Disappointment about George BushCondi Expresses her Disappointment about George BushWhile I am sure that George W. Bush was delighted that Condi could be so upfront about the inadequate size of his member, I am also quite sure that he was less than thrilled in her choice to do so during a congressional hearing.