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How often do you have sex?Everyone wants to know how often other people have sex.

It’s natural to be curious about your neighbors (unless of course the walls are too thin and you know as in the case of my former neighbor), your friends, celebrities, and of course local and national politicians. Recently, Adam & Eve, which is a store specializing in “adult products” (aka sex toys galore) surveyed 1,000 Americans about their sexual habits. Read more

Ever since the invention of bacon (between seven and ten thousand years ago shortly following the domestication of pigs in central Asia), one's ability to, as the adage goes, "bring it home" has been closely tied to the sexual success of an individual. It only stands to reason that good providers are considered better mates than those who are unwilling to or incapable of fulfilling basic needs. Ah, but there's more to that story than meets the eye. The concept of the strong hunter and the generous provider likely has a skewed history when it comes to our intrepid species. For homo sapiens sapiens, bringing home the bacon, literally and figuratively, isn't exclusively the domain of manly men. Quite the opposite, actually.

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This one is for your men and is a gentle reminder to keep your balls clean.....

A-Cup AliciaThe Aussies are most definitely one weird lot. I’ve always suspected as much and it was just confirmed by the recent news about the anti-porn crusanders in Australia, who seem to be even more bizarre than their right-wing American counter-parts.
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It's a common scenario: You've just had your first intimate night with a new partner and it's now the morning after. What do you do now that last night's passion has given way to, well, every other aspect of life that isn't sex? There's certainly a playbook for what to do when you're not particularly interested in pursuing anything beyond one night on your back, but if you've got other things on your mind than a speedy escape the prospect of the morning after is significantly more complex. If you eat breakfast (and you should) you'll have to talk with your new partner, so setting a pleasant, relaxed mood is of the utmost importance. In my opinion, the best way to do this is with waffles.

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Sex TapesI have some simple advice to famous people (whether you be musicians, golfers, aspiring Vice Presidents of the United States, hypocritical beauty pageant contestants and yes I mean you, Carrie Prejean, young heiresses or aging misogynistic European politicians), DO NOT MAKE A SEX TAPE.

Not only could the afore-mentioned sex tape  possibly be used against you to defame your crystal-clear reputation, the tape will definitely be used to blackmail you, someone will probably put it on you-tube or someone will write a stupid, slanderous book about you that you will be helpless to defend due to their right to freedom of speech**** Read more

Love FeetIn what I am assuming is an Onion-style satire article (a pdf is linked about half-way down the page), the Oklahoma Partisan Real-Ass Fake-Ass News reported that a female lawmaker had backed a mandatory foreplay proposal, calling for all men to perform a minimum of ten minutes of foreplay before intercourse.  As usual, the bill was divided across party lines with one male representative claiming that the female orgasm is little more than a myth.
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January 15 is International Fetish Day, a day for you to embrace your inner quirks and eccentricities. So what if you’re into licking boots, sniffing feet, or wearing liquid latex; if you’re not hurting anyone, why not embrace your predilections?

Okay, you probably don’t want to announce it to your boss or coworkers that you play Dominatrix with your partner after work; that’s private anyway, right? But that doesn’t mean that you should be ashamed of it. Everyone has fantasies, some darker than others, and nobody has the right to make you feel ashamed of what you’re into. As long as you and your partner are consenting, of age, and not abusing one another, you have the perfect right to indulge in your fantasies. Read more

My Secret Garden by Nancy FridayI can’t help it- I am a grown woman who likes my smut. It’s not a new phenomenon. It started when I was young and more than a little curious about sex. I  happened upon some forbidden books among my Dad's book collection and of the so-called “dirty” books, “My Secret Garden” by Nancy Friday became my absolute favorite, even though it has no pictures. Read more

Gawker has just revealed the missing sex scene in Avatar and I have to tell you, although I only read part of the script, it is pretty hot and heavy. Read more