January 2010

  • Clean Your Balls!

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    This one is for your men and is a gentle reminder to keep your balls clean.....

  • Australia Gets Tough on Small Boobs

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    A-Cup AliciaA-Cup AliciaThe Aussies are most definitely one weird lot. I’ve always suspected as much and it was just confirmed by the recent news about the anti-porn crusanders in Australia, who seem to be even more bizarre than their right-wing American counter-parts.

    A year ago (and I don’t know where I was when this news came out), the porn censors in Australia decided for some strange reason that small breasts encouraged Paedophilia, so started a campaign to ban small breasts in porn.


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  • Sex and Waffles

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    It's a common scenario: You've just had your first intimate night with a new partner and it's now the morning after. What do you do now that last night's passion has given way to, well, every other aspect of life that isn't sex? There's certainly a playbook for what to do when you're not particularly interested in pursuing anything beyond one night on your back, but if you've got other things on your mind than a speedy escape the prospect of the morning after is significantly more complex. If you eat breakfast (and you should) you'll have to talk with your new partner, so setting a pleasant, relaxed mood is of the utmost importance. In my opinion, the best way to do this is with waffles.



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  • Celebrity Sex Tapes

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    Sex TapesSex TapesI have some simple advice to famous people (whether you be musicians, golfers, aspiring Vice Presidents of the United States, hypocritical beauty pageant contestants and yes I mean you, Carrie Prejean, young heiresses or aging misogynistic European politicians), DO NOT MAKE A SEX TAPE.

    Not only could the afore-mentioned sex tape  possibly be used against you to defame your crystal-clear reputation, the tape will definitely be used to blackmail you, someone will probably put it on you-tube or someone will write a stupid, slanderous book about you that you will be helpless to defend due to their right to freedom of speech****


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  • How Necessary is Foreplay for a Woman to Reach an Orgasm?

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    Love FeetLove FeetIn what I am assuming is an Onion-style satire article (a pdf is linked about half-way down the page), the Oklahoma Partisan Real-Ass Fake-Ass News reported that a female lawmaker had backed a mandatory foreplay proposal, calling for all men to perform a minimum of ten minutes of foreplay before intercourse.  As usual, the bill was divided across party lines with one male representative claiming that the female orgasm is little more than a myth.


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  • Go Ahead--Lick Those Boots

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    January 15 is International Fetish Day, a day for you to embrace your inner quirks and eccentricities. So what if you’re into licking boots, sniffing feet, or wearing liquid latex; if you’re not hurting anyone, why not embrace your predilections?

    Okay, you probably don’t want to announce it to your boss or coworkers that you play Dominatrix with your partner after work; that’s private anyway, right? But that doesn’t mean that you should be ashamed of it. Everyone has fantasies, some darker than others, and nobody has the right to make you feel ashamed of what you’re into. As long as you and your partner are consenting, of age, and not abusing one another, you have the perfect right to indulge in your fantasies.

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  • A Look Back at Nancy Friday's "My Secret Garden"

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    My Secret Garden by Nancy FridayMy Secret Garden by Nancy FridayI can’t help it- I am a grown woman who likes my smut. It’s not a new phenomenon. It started when I was young and more than a little curious about sex. I  happened upon some forbidden books among my Dad's book collection and of the so-called “dirty” books, “My Secret Garden” by Nancy Friday became my absolute favorite, even though it has no pictures.

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  • The Ins and Outs of Alien Sex

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    Gawker has just revealed the missing sex scene in Avatar and I have to tell you, although I only read part of the script, it is pretty hot and heavy.


    The Prelude to Avatar SexThe Prelude to Avatar Sex

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  • More on the Everett Bikini Baristas

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    Bikini BaristasBikini BaristasYou might recall the Bikini Barista incident from Everett, WA a few months ago at the Grab & Go Espesso Stand when, after a long investigation, police arrested some of the young women on counts of lewd behavior and prostitution.


    Just recently, the police released the photos they took of the women. The local newspaper refused to publish them and I can't do that here, but I will link to the Stranger, who has the balls to show the lady-goods of the baristas.

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  • Why The G-Spot Is (and isn't) Important

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    Every once in a while some study, book or discussion comes up concerning the legendary G-Spot, a remarkable and possibly mythical structure within the female body that is capable of resulting in intense sexual pleasure when stimulated. Some people believe it exists, some people don't, and scientific studies have come up inconclusive on the topic. So, does the G-Spot actually exist and is it even important whether or not it does?



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  • Viagra Sheets: Too Good to Be True

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    Too Good to Be True?Too Good to Be True?I don’t believe this for a second, but of course, being the kind of person that I am, I had to pass it along. According to the Times of India (who doesn't seem very discerning in their news stories), there are now Viagra sheets, or will be soon.

    Supposedly, the sheets (which I am not even sure exist) were inspired by a German study showing that men were over-tired after a hard (haha) day at the office and didn’t get quite as much sex as they would like. So, to solve the problem, Pep Torres “used nanotechnology to infuse the sex drug’s arousing ingredient into the fibres of a bed sheet”.


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