Australia Gets Tough on Small Boobs

A-Cup AliciaThe Aussies are most definitely one weird lot. I’ve always suspected as much and it was just confirmed by the recent news about the anti-porn crusanders in Australia, who seem to be even more bizarre than their right-wing American counter-parts.

A year ago (and I don’t know where I was when this news came out), the porn censors in Australia decided for some strange reason that small breasts encouraged Paedophilia, so started a campaign to ban small breasts in porn.

As a result, shots with  A-cup models and actresses are sometimes being banned, which has to seriously suck for small-breasted women in the industry. It also means that none of these A-list celebrities A-Cup celebrities could be porn stars in Australia because of their bra size.

Two of the senators who spear-headed the plan have started “rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations” to stop the evils of naked women with small breasts- what “hard” work it must be for the Senators to peruse the publications searching for small breasts. I’m glad it’s not my tax-dollars paying for that campaign. One almost has to wonder if the esteemed gentlemen are being secretly paid off by the Cosmetic Surgery lobbyists in hopes of increasing the number of boob jobs in Australia.

Unfortunately, that is not where this story ends. If the B-cup minimum isn’t strange and twisted enough for you, Australia has also changed the porn classification system to make it harder for anyone to see women who are ejaculating in porn. It should come as no surprise that this move has not made Australia popular with almost the ENTIRE western world.

The reasons given for the change in the female ejaculation status is that female ejaculation is similar to urine and that it is abhorrent. First of all, what is wrong with urine? From what I’ve heard, some people even drink it. And second, who the hell are these people to determine what kind of orgasm is “abhorrent”? I wonder how they feel about their own sperm, which not everybody is a huge fan of.

I find it abhorrent that the people in charge of this could be so misogynistic as to make such a stupid law in the first place. Seriously, wtf? I thought that Australia was a more advanced country in terms of their attitudes towards women, but apparently I was wrong. Let's hope the the American whackos don't try to follow suit.....