If you like sex and you like bacon, you might wish to try the newest concoction on the face of the earth and quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever heard of in my life: Baconlube!!!!!

What started out as an April Fool's joke may just turn out to be the best thing since sliced bread. Baconlube, which apparently has yet to be Beta-tested, is not for children, vegans, the elderly, or those allergic to Bacon.

Baconsalt, the company which claims to be on a "never-ending quest to make everything taste like bacon" rolled out Baconlube as an April Fool's joke. The prank turned out to be such a great idea that people started to request it for themselves.