According to this story, "the pair were having sex, then discussing his performance."  I am guessing this means his sexual performance, but not his performance as Prime Minister. Either way this is funny because

a.) What kind of call girl would ever give an honest assessment of a client's sexual performance? and

b.) Do you think she really cares about his performance as a politician? 

The "Italy of Values Party" leader used the term, "morally reprehensible" to describe  Berlusconi's behavior. The "Italy of Values Party" has never been a fan of Berlusconi, so their attack on Berlusconi politically should come as no big surprise. 

Berlusconi responded that he was no saint, which is fortunate because I am guessing he will not be added to the list of the Catholic Church's Saints any time soon. 

This scandal has been around for a while now, so it is surprising to me that Berlusconi is still around. 

In even weirder news about Berlusconi, the Prime Minister may have hidden the fact that he might possibly have 30 Phoenician tombs on his land. Again, these reports are very new, and I could not verify whether the recordings (which opponents to Berlusconi claim were him), have actually been identified as the Prime Minister himself. According to the BBC, any cultural sites must be reported to the correct officials. 

If this is someone's idea of an reality tv show, reality tv must be much more interesting than it is here.