Alright ladies, come and get them younger men, or is it the younger men who the triangle tones for? I’m not sure who the beneficiary is of the upcoming Cougar Convention in Palo Alto, but somebody is gettin’ laid. Scheduled for August 28, the Cougar Convention promises to bring young men and women-of-a-certain-age together to do what people in their sexual primes do, carouse, gauge, gawk and fulfill their Oedipus Complex.
"What's good for the goose is good for the gander, and we're going to prove it at the National Cougar Convention," Rich Gosse said, who is the event organizer.
Gosse may stimulate some memory cells for the ladies who voted in the 2003 California election when he ran on a ‘singles’ platform calling our system unfair to singles, who pay a higher tax rate. Forget socialism, this guy is trying to make our country into a Swinger Nation, grrr baby. Hey, if the gays can drive a rainbow float covered with gay men in black leather and banana hammocks down main street, then this is fair too. I found one in Vegas too, but it lacks the slightly dirty feel of the Palo Alto one, it does however, reek of Vegas. I’m glad that the creepy ogling stares from older people are now coming from women too, what’s fair is fair, why should men corner the Dirty Old market? Gosse does say he wants to further the idea that women over 40 can be sexy too, fair enough. Cougar-Con starts at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, Aug. 28 at Dinah's Garden Hotel in Palo Alto.

