I've been to Holland, but I failed to realize that "The Dutch prefer visiting the bathroom to sex".

This is according to a recent survey by the Netherland News Agency. The results are strikingly weird: 88% of the Dutch surveyed listed  a visit to the toilet as one of their favorite activities. I don't know what they are doing in there, but it must be very different to what I'm doing because that wouldn't even rank in the top 20 of my favorite activities. Perchance they have more interesting toilets than I have, making the trips a pleasure?

Is it really so boring in Holland? Or maybe the "coffee shop" visits make the customers head to the bathroom a few more times for a satisfying trip? What gives? Or perhaps the sex is so bad in Holland for some other bizarre reason? I have never had the pleasure of being intimate with a Dutch person, but the men and women appear to be stunningly attractive.

Original source here.