It has recently come to my attention that a group of West Coast doctors have resurrected an archaic malady for women; female hysteria. I find this both laughable and repulsive.

Female hysteria is quite simply sexual frustration which as most women know results in the “symptoms” of female hysteria such as irritability, moodiness, a heightened sexual awareness, and an overwhelming need to misbehave whether by oneself or with a friend.

This group of doctors is now diagnosing and treating women for female hysteria. In other words, they are charging women to be “medically” masturbated. Isn’t there something on the books that makes this prostitution? I would think so. The definition of prostitution is the exchange of money for sexual favors. Medical masturbation sounds sexual to me. Women are paying for it. Sounds like prostitution.

My source did not go into detail as to the nature of the medical masturbation; be it manual or mechanical. However, I do have some advice for ladies susceptible to female hysteria – buy a vibrator it’s cheaper in the long run. If you don’t want a vibrator hire a cabana boy, it’s still cheaper.

I do have to wonder if the health insurance industry covers this treatment. I could then understand seeking out the services of these doctors if the insurance is picking up the bill. My next question would be, if the insurance companies are paying the tab for this treatment, do they really know what it is? Or do they just agree to it because it has a low base cost?

I have laughed until I cried over this particular revival. My repulsion comes into play regarding how slimy these doctors are to even dredge up this antiquated condition. Are they really that deprived or simply that depraved? More so, how are they getting away with it? I can almost guarantee that if I, or any woman, started a practice to deal with “male hysteria” I would go to jail quicker that I could blink.

I suppose on the West Coast anything goes as long as you can pay for it.