I Just Made Love

I have a new favorite website. I Just Made Love is a new Polish website that lets users let the world know where they have "done the deed". The application is based on Googlemaps and lets you zoom in on anywhere on the globe. The "love" icons are represented as pink and blue bunnies as well as pink  condoms-it's always nice to see safe sex so highly promoted.

While I won't divulge my own secret locations, I will tell you some facts about the love habits of others. (Remember, there are only about 11,000 users are on board so far, so I don't think it really accurately reflects the love-makin' that's been going down.)

The pink and blue bunnies are humping away in many countries across the globe. Sadly, the site doesn't represent any blue on blue bunnies or pink on pink bunnies. It also does not accurately reflect any orgies that may or may not have happened, but there are several bunnies shown in the middle of the fricking Atlantic Ocean. Whether or not that is represented by the mile-high club or by those partaking on cruise ships remains unknown.

There is one condom marker in Libya, but none in Washington state. As a native Washingtonian, I am disappointed by our state's inability to tell the world where we've been doing the deed. In my opinion, we should not let Libya be seen as a sexually freer location than our own state.

The site gives you the ability to choose the sexual position you used (including oral in the standard on-your-knees position)  and additionally offers you the ability to choose whether the sex was indoors or outdoors. While outdoor sex is always nice, nothing beats the icon of the stereotypical orange love-shack couch used to indicate inside sex. I'm a little disappointed that there are not vehicle icons included, which means that this guy who has made love in over 30 cars will have no location to choose.

Personally, I think the site would have the added glow if the icons were mobilized, but that might be difficult if it really ever catches on. My biggest problem with the site right now is that it's a little mired down with awkward advertisements and as mentioned before,  it does not include same-sex positions, which is probably the reason that it hasn't caught on more.