The Wonder Bra may no longer be enough- a Japanese company has now introduced the amazing and incredible Rice-Paddy Bra. While the design lacks a little certain something, you have to admit that the Rice-Paddy breast plates will come as a handy excuse (and distraction) for those wanting to look at that general vicinity anyway.

Of course, as cool as the Rice-Paddy Bra may be, it pales in comparison to the Raw Bacon Bra, which should be a part of every woman's lingerie collection. I'm also not quite sure how the Rice-Paddy Bra stacks up against Coconut Bikinis or the incredible Disappearing Bikini- sure to be a hit on beaches everywhere.

The next step, of course, has to be a revolutionary new male speedo. I'm all for equality of sexes. It's tough to say what exactly would work best for the new Speedo. Any bacon would just be left hanging with other parts, so that is probably out of the question. A large coconut shell might do the trick, or for those who prefer a cool sensation on their genitalia, maybe using a watermelon would work. For those who are less endowed, a honey dew melon or a catelope might do just as nicely, although the pattern would lack a certain something. And, it goes without saying that a disappearing Speedo is almost as good as no speedo at all.

I'm just not quite convinced that a Rice Paddy Speedo would do the trick for either the person wearing the Speedo or those trying to attract guys or gals with it.

What food would you like to use for your next bathing suit and/or lingerie?