Carli Bruni is "not getting enough action" since becoming France's first lady because Sarkozy is too busy dealing with "affairs of state" to take care of her needs.
I wouldn't worry too much about Carli, though - even if this revelation is true, she has also allegedly mentioned to Michelle Obama that she and her husband once kept a head of state waiting while they had sex.
If this is really true (which it unfortunately probably isn't), I am uncertain why Carli Bruni revealed this private secret to Michelle Obama in the first place. It doesn't sound all that terrible to me- waiting for a married president while he enjoys passionate sex with his wife would be better than talking to a president on the phone while he gets a blow job from an intern in the Oval Office.
The source for the information about the Sarkozys is a tell-all book written by American journalist Jonathon Alter.
Neither of the Sarkozys is known for their lack of enthusiasm in the sex department- Carli Bruni has reportedly slept with both Mick Jagger (yuck!) and Eric Clapton. Mr. Sarkozy hasn't exactly lacked for sex partners either- he is apparently known in the French press as a "sex bunny". Personally, I can't picture him as an attraction at the Playboy Mansion, but that may just be me.
Trainer Julie Imperiali introduced Nicolas Sarkozy to the Tectonic training method:
Her so-called Tectonic method focuses on the perineal muscles at the bottom of the pelvis, which she insists improves her clients' posture, body and mind, but also their libido.
"Sexual relations are better if the male perineum is in good shape. The problems of premature ejaculation are often due to the perineum," she said in an interview.
Before he was taught this method, Sarkozy was mocked in the French press for running in public in an undignified manner and mowing down on chocolate on numerous occasions. Both of the Sarkozys' attribute his success in the bedroom and the cessation of his chocolate cravings to the techniques he learned from Julie Imperiali.
I don't know if Carli Bruni shared any of the techniques with Michelle Obama during their private conversation about sex or not.
Carli Bruni is "not getting enough action" since becoming France's first lady because Sarkozy is too busy dealing with "affairs of state" to take care of her needs.
I wouldn't worry too much about Carli, though - even if this revelation is true, she has also allegedly mentioned to Michelle Obama that she and her husband once kept a head of state waiting while they had sex.
If this is really true (which it unfortunately probably isn't), I am uncertain why Carli Bruni revealed this private secret to Michelle Obama in the first place. It doesn't sound all that terrible to me- waiting for a married president while he enjoys passionate sex with his wife would be better than talking to a president on the phone while he gets a blow job from an intern in the Oval Office.
The source for the information about the Sarkozys is a tell-all book written by American journalist Jonathon Alter.
Neither of the Sarkozys is known for their lack of enthusiasm in the sex department- Carli Bruni has reportedly slept with both Mick Jagger (yuck!) and Eric Clapton. Mr. Sarkozy hasn't exactly lacked for sex partners either- he is apparently known in the French press as a "sex bunny". Personally, I can't picture him as an attraction at the Playboy Mansion, but that may just be me.
Last year, the Sarkozys gave credit to their personal trainer for improving their sex life. Trainer Julie Imperiali introduced Nicolas Sarkozy to the Tectonic training method:
Her so-called Tectonic method focuses on the perineal muscles at the bottom of the pelvis, which she insists improves her clients' posture, body and mind, but also their libido.
"Sexual relations are better if the male perineum is in good shape. The problems of premature ejaculation are often due to the perineum,".
Before he was taught this method, Sarkozy was mocked in the French press for running in public in an undignified manner and mowing down on chocolate on numerous occasions. Both of the Sarkozys' attribute his success in the bedroom and the cessation of his chocolate cravings to the techniques he learned from Julie Imperiali.
I don't know if Carli Bruni shared any of the techniques with Michelle Obama during their private conversation about sex or not. I have a sneaking suspicion the Obamas don't need any help in this particular area.
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