Dan Savage of Seattle  always advises love-struck youths with little or no privacy to have sex in the great outdoors. While I'm not sure if his advice made it across the pond, this couple in Scotland deserves entry to the sex hall of fame for sheer balls.

Leanne Richardson and Ross Welch were  behind a police station getting busy with each other. Apparently, the couple was not as secretive as they thought they were as the police were alerted to their doings.  When the police told them to stop, they kept on going at it. In what is the weirdest and possibly grossest part of the story, the cops eventually had to physically pull them apart. I'm sorry, but isn't that how people treat their show dogs when they see them breeding with a mutt?

The dynamic duo was fined 200 pounds, but fortunately will not get put on a sex registry. At the time of their infraction, the couple was drunk, giving new meaning to the term, "Driving While Under the Influence." I'd like to see the next brave couple step it up a notch and try it in a cop car. Of course, if choose to do so, I'd love to hear about it, but I am in no way taking responsibility for your decision to do so.