Today, like many other days, is a HUGE day in the world of Vampire Sex. First comes the ultimate news flash from Kristen Stewart: married Vampires are now not only allowed to have sex, Bella and her Vampire love Edward actually have sex after their wedding. I must extend my heart-felt congratulations to the dynamic half-Vampire duo for finally doing the deed, even though they had to wait so long to do it. Watch out for their “steamy” sex scenes in “Eclipse”.

The sex in “Eclipse” might not be nearly sexy enough for Kristen Stewart’s edgier and slightly sexier co-star Robert Pattinson- he is hoping for the franchise to continue in the sex vein with more “hard-core nudity” or so he told a French magazine. I’m not sure how that will go over with Stephenie Meyer, the Mormon author, but if this particular  project ever comes to fruition, I might even rent one of the videos- strictly for educational purposes, of course.

In other Vampire Sex news today (because let’s face it- Vampire sex is WAY more interesting than Politician Sex), co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer admit to having “real sex” in their sex scenes in the third season of “True Blood”. Anna Paquin said it’s really hard to resist having “real sex” on the set because the couple is engaged in real life. In the article I read, Ms. Paquin did not speculate on exactly how different her real sex life was from her sex life on the set, but it’s rumored that the male cast members “have to put a sock around their manhood on set”, which might make penetration slightly awkward.  

For a detailed analysis of episode one of the third season of “True Blood”, THIS seems like a great re-cap although I didn’t see the episode myself. The post’s author gave the show a fifty-fifty review, but was more than impressed with the nudity and sex scenes in the show; the Vampire Sex alone might make the show worth watching for enough viewers- the writer reports that in one scene, there is 6-hours of continuous fantastic Vampire Sex, which leads me to believe that it’s true what they say- Vampires do actually have more fun.