Good times Larry.

Yesterday, Larry King announced that he is retiring this fall from his 25 year old show on CNN. Yes, Larry's ratings were dropping. But after twenty five years, how long is one supposed to sit on top of the world? I liked what Larry King did. I liked his TV and his radio shows. I liked his cameos in those movies of the past. Larry King, a recognizable American, Mr Normal, an icon, for those summer movie in which little was normal.

Larry King says he's stepping down, but not stepping out, that he will be sticking around for specials, --  or for when something from a fantastic summer movie really occurs, and good old Larry King can come on the screen and say something like, "America, these men from outer space, I shall interview them tonight, right here. We are going to find out what they're up to. Stay tune."

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Anti-Rape CondomA few months ago, I wrote about date rape prevention HERE, but today, I saw THIS on CNN and was amazed- a South African doctor has invented an anti-rape condom. The latex device can be inserted like a tampon, but turns into a frightening device that clamps around a guy’s penis with TEETH and hooks that have to be surgically removed from the man after penetration.

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Phone Sex Operator- Lady's ManWhile I’ve never actually called a sex phone operator (really, I haven’t), I’ve always been curious about who is actually on the other side of the phone- are the women (and men) “working” the phone lines really as incredibly sexy as the callers imagine? The progressive magazine “Mother Jones”  recently had a photo essay with behind the scenes photos of the actual sex phone operators, with brief quotes about their experiences in the business.

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You thought female genital surgery for religious reasons was sick? This is even sicker:

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Vampire SexToday, like many other days, is a HUGE day in the world of Vampire Sex. First comes the ultimate news flash from Kristen Stewart: married Vampires are now not only allowed to have sex, Bella and her Vampire love Edward actually have sex after their wedding. I must extend my heart-felt congratulations to the dynamic half-Vampire duo for finally doing the deed, even though they had to wait so long to do it. Watch out for their “steamy” sex scenes in “Eclipse”.


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Koreans are focused on phalluses- anything penis-shaped represents fertility and good luck. While this also causes some problems within the culture (an expectation and hope that the first-born will be a boy is the biggest concern), the Koreans’ fascination with phalluses has resulted in some amazing Penis Parks of the likes that you won’t see here.

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The School HouseI knew that schools and school districts were having a difficult time budgeting, but I never really understood the real estate possibilities of an empty school until now- Pioneer Elementary School in Cumberland County was sold and then made into a strip club in 2002. Unsurprisingly, a majority of the town’s residents and alums are unimpressed with the transition.


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Condi Expresses her Disappointment about George BushWhile I am sure that George W. Bush was delighted that Condi could be so upfront about the inadequate size of his member, I am also quite sure that he was less than thrilled in her choice to do so during a congressional hearing.

Bat Waiting for Some ActionApparently in Great Britain at the moment, there is a very fine line regarding what constitutes sexual harassment and talking to your colleagues about the oral sex practices of bats is currently inadvisable. Avoiding discussing THIS ARTICLE (also relating to animal sex, but SFW) also might be a good idea.


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This picture is a bit of a joke, but Australia's new regulations on bringing porn into the country aren't.  If you’re planning to travel to Australia on business, pleasure, or for any other reason, you might want to keep your porn off of your computer or at least well-hidden. As Gizmodo reports: Australian customs officials are now allowed to search your computers and your mobile phones for porn. While this is not nearly as strange as Australia's new requirements for large-breasted porn stars, it does have the Australian Sex Party (who protects the sex interests of Australians) all riled up about the regulation at the moment.



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