Too Good to Be True?I don’t believe this for a second, but of course, being the kind of person that I am, I had to pass it along. According to the Times of India (who doesn't seem very discerning in their news stories), there are now Viagra sheets, or will be soon.

Supposedly, the sheets (which I am not even sure exist) were inspired by a German study showing that men were over-tired after a hard (haha) day at the office and didn’t get quite as much sex as they would like. So, to solve the problem, Pep Torres “used nanotechnology to infuse the sex drug’s arousing ingredient into the fibres of a bed sheet”.


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Is His Sexual Prowess Because of His Muscles?Is Tiger really in Sex Rehab? And, if he is in Sex Re-hab, what might a sex rehab rehabilitation center look like and why aren’t more public officials heading off to them? And why would Tiger agree to go? He isn’t a politician, just a public official and he has only been caught once. Come on, despite his probable best intentions, Tiger is no Charlie Sheen.


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Having a hard time coming up with that perfect gift? With only nine days left until Christmas, you’re getting down to the wire! No worries, though—if you can’t come up with the right appliance, toy, outfit, or other gift, why not give something that everyone can enjoy—chocolate!

If your loved one hates chocolate, of course, ditch the idea.

However, if he or she is like most people, the gift of sweet chocolate would be much appreciated. Here are some ideas; of course, if he or she has a favorite (we always get my dad his much-loved M&M’s), go with that.

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My Favorite EncyclopediaThe Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices is one of the best Christmas gifts a girl could ever receive. I got it from a friend on the lam from the law (or on vaction from a teaching stint in South Korea-it was never quite clear). The book was published in 1992 and I am not sure it is up to date with all of the delicious new words in the Urban Dictionary, but that doesn't matter, it still kicks ass.  

A few gems for the curious?

Sororate: the right of a husband to take sexual favors (usually in the form of marital rights) from all of his wife's sisters. Talk about encouraging sibling rivalry. Somehow, I doubt Sororate would fare too well in modern-day times, but as always, I definitely reserve the right to be wrong.


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Sex Change?

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I have a friend who loves two things above all else in this world: Technology and debate. He and I have had several long discussions about the relative merits and flaws of sex with people vs. sex with various kinds of machines designed for masturbation purposes. He takes up the stance that not only is there nothing inherently creepy about carrying on a habit of sex with even the most elaborate toys, but that it's superior to classical skin-on-skin. Being the old-fashioned guy that I am, I'll do my best to defend sex with real people as the preferred choice. Like so many debates involving preference and subjective elements like emotions, I think that the answer is somewhere in the middle of the two extremes.

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Rabbit SexPenile implants sound like a joke you would find in your Spam mail, but luckily may become a reality for those suffering from Erectile Dysfunction in the not-too-distant future.

Everybody knows that rabbits have the best sex lives around. Well, researchers at the Langone Medical Center found some unfortunate bunnies who had problems with sexual dysfunction. Apparently, researchers implanted some penile tissue into bunnies with damaged penises. And, no, I don't know how the rabbits penises were initially damaged.

Within a few weeks, the bunnies were miraculously revved right up and able to have sex with female rabbits.

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Worm SexSex with a partner is better than sex alone. At least for worms and specifically in the context of Evolutionary Biology.  Going it alone (for lack of a better term) has failed to help worms in reproduction over the long term. 

Although worms have the ability to reproduce either “alone” or “with a partner”,  new research done at the University of Oregon suggests that the worm progeny from parents who self-fertilized themselves had shorter lifespans than the those  who were conceived by two parents.

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The Fuzz

In what may have been my most incredible feat as a blogger this year, I think I  inspired a couple to have sex in the back of a police car. Recently, a couple got caught and tragically pulled apart while having sex in a police parking lot in Scotland, which for some strange reason must have seemed attractive location to the couple at the time. I blogged about it,  and jokingly suggested that possibly somebody should step it up a notch and actually have sex in a police car.

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