Happy Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year

It is the Year of the Rabbit® - wait, what?

OMG SEX would like to say " Happy Chinese New Year! " and seeing as this is the year of the Rabbit - I can't see anything more fitting to make EVERYONE happy this New Year, than this cute little Rabbit vibrator.

Traditionally speaking, The Rabbit (also translated as Hare) is the fourth animal in the 12-year cycle of the Chinese zodiac. Our very own OMG-sex historic translator (yeah, we have one on staff - for occasions just like this! Jealous?) dug through centuries of Chinese fortune cookies and anime pornography and in his exhaustive research confirmed that this is actually the year for love making, both with yourself and others. So, enjoy!

Oh and if you don't find this entire article racist and culturally demeaning - "me love you long time".